Saturday, November 15, 2008

Name Game



After two back to back senseless posts as a result of my anger hormones which acted like a transient entities are now dying out and I am slowly but surely getting back to my usual self..(which is fhaaked up anyways)


Just as a passing thought I had always wondered about "names". To be precise ..Indian names...and mostly guys names..(am not gay..)
I find names of almost every girl, beautiful.. be it champaa or be it chameli..or be it neha.. or raima..or whatever..
But when it comes to a guys name.. I have noticed/observed that there is some click in the girl's behavior when she hears a particular name.

For example names like Rahul, Rohan..Rohit ..(notice the common alphabets, the pronunciation and the amount of time the tip of the tongue spent in tap dancing on the ceiling of the mouth while uttering these names) always have some kind of added positive effect on the girl.

Consider this (imagined) conversation between a group of girls amongst which one of the girl knows some boy named siddharth (oh yea thats another magic name)..

Girl 1: Hey I had a chat with this guy named Siddharth, online.. and guess what?! He resides in the neighborhood town..and we are planning to meet..at the mall..

Girl 2 and 3: Siddharth!!!!! Oh he must be cute... did you see his pic..

Girl 1: Naw!.. I am just too bored these days.. wanted some change ... so decided to meet some new people..

Girl 3: Yeah exactly it wouldn't kill you to meet new people...

Girl 2: Hey can we hangout with you guys?! I would like to meet SID.

Girl 1 : Sure..will call you guys when its decided..

Now same situation but with name like pravin/suresh/ramesh etc etc..

Girl 1: Hey I had a chat online.. with this guy .. I cannot recall his name...
Oh it was something .... suresh.. he is from neighboring town.. so wanted to meet
me...

Girl 2: Suresh..?? eh..

Girl 3 : Sounds like a municipality school drop out.. you shud say no...

Girl 1: Yea I did.. Online chatters are so despo!..

Well .. its something that comes built in in most girls.. they react differently to different names.. and its like guys with those magical names are two levels ahead in this hanging out/dating games.. while guys with the non magical names have to pull out some arsehat tricks to get to the same level.

Just an observation..

Monday, November 10, 2008

Experiment #2 : Asexuality


Nah am not "yet" Asexual.. its just that I am "trying" to be.

Why? Well I am too tired "understanding" the opposite sex.( I am a male,by the way :|) Its too tough and annoying.

They simply act weird and illogical. I mean they are someone who actually flaunt arrogance. They have this misconception that their beauty is something they have achieved by doing hard work (while its their parents who did all the "hard" work.)

I have to think more when talking to them than I think on my exam day. They are one big pain in the arse.

Anyways done with the reasons.. How am I going to commence on this experiment?
Well it looks simple theoretically. When I come across a girl.. I will visualize a very ugly looking "male" in her place. I hate male as a species..so that should be enuff to repel me. Will try this tomorrow till some time and will see if it works..

Two posts in tandem..Yes, I am annoyed.. :|


Concluding Experiment #1.


What happens to the Exp#1? Frankly speaking.. I dunno.


Observations of exp#1:
People aren't straight forward, am not talking orientation wise ..thought wise..
And its really really difficult to know what they think when they dont say it and by some magical way want others to know it.



People mostly dont care about the topic that interests both sides and simply blabber away and expect others to talk the same shyte.



There is no transparency. Democracy is an example of a failed socializing experiment at a large scale.



There is always an abnormal behavior change in a person of a social group when a person of another gender is present.This behavioral change can be so drastic that it can result in the fights equivalent to those seen on NAT GEO wild.This is more dominant in the male species.



The best thing to do when in a social group if one doesnt want a wild scene , is to remain silent.So its anyway equivalent to be not included.



The change of opinion is so fast and totally depends on the dominance of a single entity in that particular group.That single entity can enforce dominance by using money,muscle and very rarely intelect.



People do not like to listen and talk in balance. Its always the listener+talker situation..aka chaos.



Some complain that others have "changed" without knowing that their behavior is the reason for that change.



In the end every one thinks mainly for his/her own good , the social group always comes afterwards.




Conclusion:
Socializing is weird, complex and useless.
I am still trying around that thing a bit but hope for anything better happening with it is falling faster than the BSE sensex.