Sunday, April 19, 2009

Contentless, Useless, Senseless, etc..

Am not down rating (whatever that means) myself, but that's the current situation.Am not downrating (whatever that means) myself, but thats the current situation.

Having a Bachelors degree and sitting at home jobless...Oh wait you can add that too to the title.


But nowadays every one who is jobless is giving an excuse of recession while those who have a job or who have got an offer for one are on the highest ego level possible..
I am not generalizing though.



Anyways getting a job isn't my concern currently, I mean my financial situation isn't that bad, I can say that coz even if I had a job during this recession period I would be more concerned about loosing my virginity than my job.. I don't know if I have put that "english-ly" correct but you get the idea..(if you don't, forget it)..Anyways getting a job isn't my concern currently, I mean my financial situation isn't that bad, I can say that coz even if I had a job during this recession period I would be more concerned about loosing my virginity than my job.. I don't know if I have put that "english-ly" correct but you get the idea..(if you don't, forget it)..



Lately I have started playing football with the opponents so aggressive that they target not just the football but all other balls available on the field, yes those attached to the body too..Lately I have started playing football with the opponents so aggressive that they target not just the football but all other balls available on the field, yes those attatched to the body too..
I was hit not there but where the right leg meets the body such that its close to the groin area, okay too much info .. to be specific about that part I would have to use calculus/limits or you need to be a doc .. anyways you get the point..
I got hit almost twice, the second time was so bad that my reproductive system has put a signboard on, stating " System down due to maintenance work"..No am not impotent. Yet.
Now that area is something that its too sensitive to apply an ointment or a balm or a relief spray..Some player in the field suggested me to buy a mega condom and cover that area before spraying..I cannot trust him he was an opponent, and played a huge part in getting me castrated, atleast partly..



The positive side is, now I will be able to study.. as the despo-hormone manufacturing unit down there is damaged temporarily.The positive side is, now I will be able to study.. as the despo-hormone manufacturing unit down there is damaged temporarily.



Fhaakin heat and fhaakin load shedding (no electricity for 2 hours per day in the afternoon)Fhaakin heat and fhaakin load sheding (no electricity for 2 hours per day in the afternoon)
makes studying a sweaty task.The proverb " Success is 99% hardwork and 1% perspiration" should be modified when in India as " Success is 99% perspiration and 1% hardwork"



I pluck flower petals to decide when to study or not..
I shud study ..*pluck*.. I shud not... *pluck* I shud study..*pluck*..
Ah fhaakh it..Ah fhaakh it..