Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Huggables

I (like most tharki guys) may have thought of and conjured up zillions of words to represent certain types of girls in general. Its mostly in the terms of how she looks or what that guy (me?) is doing to her in his mind..
Hawt Girl. Sexy Chick? Item!
'Saali kitni cute hai ye'
'Yeh toh malai hai malai'
'Yaar ye toh maal hai! Chaba jaun saali ko mein'
(Too dirty?)
Anyhow, you get the point.

But there is one 'section' of chicks who do not get enough mind-time that they deserve in the sleazy heads of the guys (like me). I shall hereby call them as The Huggables.
There are Fhakables.. Masturbatables. etc. (More on these sometime in future). But very often you come across a huggable. She treads on a very blur boundary of being sisterly and a cute chick. She is not someone you would think of even in your fantasy. She is someone who wears clothes more for comfort and less for them being 'in fashion'. She never ever dresses to attract guys. "How do I look?" does not belong to her vocab. But mind you she is well groomed. Kohl or kajal is probably the max amount of 'make up' she puts on her face. She ain't no nerd. Those homly leggings and a top that is usually a T-Shirt, which is a full sleeve T, with a color as dull as grey. No skin. No attempt is made to glorify her b00bage. But the T marks her curves, not sexily.. but 'cutely'.
This keeps her camouflaged very well amongst the crowd. 
But if you scan that crowd patiently. Screening out all those wannabe hoes and sluts, you may spot her. She is sometimes seen alone, with a book. Or accompanying a couple. The chick in that 'couple' has probably dragged this huggable out of her room to go for a movie or such.
If you are a guy, your pee pee may go 'WTF bhencho? Isko kya dekh raha hai" when you first see her.
But wait. Patience is everything when it comes to 'The Huggables'.
The short hair. That subtly coy demeanour. That reluctance of being 'there'. Its more about her personality and her 'aura'(?) that slowly gets you.
And then your mind  suddenly goes..
Kuch na kar bas ek tight si long lasting, 6 mahine guarantee wali jhappi de de. ='(

End of Story.


Kshipra said...

Awwww..... :)

xyzandme said...

^is that a hug?

Wanderer said...

This is so cute! :) You deserve a hug for this post *hug*

order less said...

*Hugs back* :D

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